Uncommon Nonsense

May 31

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May 30

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I was trying to remember exactly a John Green quote but I couldn’t think of it so I got out my copy of Looking For Alaska and I opened it to the front cover and this noise came out of my mouth like, “GAAAAAHHHBWPBVKSBOGHRA.”

Because I’d forgotten that J. Scribble had signed it (John Green wrote my name you guys. For 5 seconds, John Green knew my name.) and I was momentarily overcome by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Dude, I met John Green. He signed my shit, I said the word “bra” to him, and I made him laugh. That happened. It HAPPENED.

Anyways, the quote was, “Comment dis-tu ‘Oh my God, I don’t know nearly enough French to pass French II’ en francais?“ 

God I wish it’d been a better quote. This post would be so much more quality if I’d done the “like comets need tails” or drizzle-hurricane quote. But now I’m too excited to lie.

I MET JOHN GREEN AND WE CHATTED AND IT WAS PERFECT EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

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